1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My legs.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have one anymore... Fucking Jew.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Who did I kiss?

4. Do you plan outfits?
HREF.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like death.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?
My blanket

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
Ay eye em

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Fuck... I don't know.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope. Sort of. Beth is here and I haven't seen her in a while.

10. What are you craving right now?
Heroin

11. Do you floss?
I try.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
ew.

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
A week ago or so.

14. Are you emotional?
Emotions are only popular among women and fags.
: cough:

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
What?

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Indeed

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I take that shit like a whore.

18. Do you like your hair?
To an extent.

19. Do you like yourself?
Nope.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
yuppers

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Ew. No.

22. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

23. How many countries have you visited?
None. I lack the money.

24. Are your parents strict?
I don't talk to my parents.

25. Would you go sky diving?
Er. Fuck that.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure would.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
I am isolated in dark. I don't know, nor care.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
No...

30. Do you rent movies often?
Used to.

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
Some uppity female.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Sho have.

33. Do you own a gun?
Not anymore.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
I'm not going to bother.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Depends on where I go.

36. Brown or white eggs?
White, because that's the higher race.

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Indeed I do.

38. Ever been on a train?
When I was a wee tyke.

39. Ever been in love?
No.

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Indeed

41. Are you too forgiving?
No.

42. Do you use chap stick?
When the need arises.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Pattycakes will probably be working, or with Amelia...
Ashipoo, I don't know.
Mai Thai, I also don't know.

44. Can you use chop sticks?
Like a boss

45. Ever have cream puffs?
They're icky

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yuppers

47. What was the last question you asked?
"You wanna not yell in my ear?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I do believe a comedy CD.

49. Boys or girls?
Men.

50. What is your bus number for school?
I don't ride a bus.

51. Is your hair curly?
At the ends

52. Last time you cried?
I don't cry.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Frequently

54. Do looks matter?
To an extent. Yes.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Probably, when it was still around.

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Hardcore.

57. Favorite time of the year?
Spring y Summer

58. Favorite color?
Army green, navy blue.
Ironically.

59. Are you sarcastic?
What? Me? Nah.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not that I know of.

61. The last person you held hands with?
Mai Thai

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. I don't watch tv.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
...: blink:
Does not compute.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yup.

65. Do you like your life right now?
Yup.

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not so often

67. What is your favorite animal?
Platypodes

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food

69. Do you have good vision?
yup

70. Can you hula hoop?
Like a boss

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
depends.

72. Do you have a job?
Nope.

73. Can you handle the truth?
That was a horrid Jack Nicholson impression.

74. What are you wearing?
A too big shirt, skinny pants.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Beaner style